Baker: Hey, you wanna hear a joke?
Boys: Ya!!
Baker: OK...there is a Red, a Brunette, and a Blonde.
Mike and I: Where is he going with this...scared eyes...
Baker: They are each granted one wish before they run off a cliff. The red, runs off and yells out, "a dragon" and poof she turns into a dragon and flys away. The brunette runs off the cliff and yells out "a seagull" and poof she turns into a seagull and she flies away. The Blonde runs and trips over a rock and yells out "oh poop!" and turns into a piece of poop and falls smack down to the ground!
Boys: HaHaHa "poop" that's so funny!!! Poop!!!
Mike and I: Well that's cleaner than we remember telling it.
Mom:Baker, do you know what a "Red" or a "Bernette" is?
Baker: Ya, a red is a color and a Bernette is something girls twist all up in their hair, that makes a rope formation.
Mom: Yep! That's what it is...
Me to Mike: You think that they are sheltered?
Boys: Poop!!! She said Poop!!!
Boys: Ya!!
Baker: OK...there is a Red, a Brunette, and a Blonde.
Mike and I: Where is he going with this...scared eyes...
Baker: They are each granted one wish before they run off a cliff. The red, runs off and yells out, "a dragon" and poof she turns into a dragon and flys away. The brunette runs off the cliff and yells out "a seagull" and poof she turns into a seagull and she flies away. The Blonde runs and trips over a rock and yells out "oh poop!" and turns into a piece of poop and falls smack down to the ground!
Boys: HaHaHa "poop" that's so funny!!! Poop!!!
Mike and I: Well that's cleaner than we remember telling it.
Mom:Baker, do you know what a "Red" or a "Bernette" is?
Baker: Ya, a red is a color and a Bernette is something girls twist all up in their hair, that makes a rope formation.
Mom: Yep! That's what it is...
Me to Mike: You think that they are sheltered?
Boys: Poop!!! She said Poop!!!
2 comments:
Seeeeee blondes are so way smarter - that's what I took from this. ;)
cracking up. love those boys.
thx for your last post. wish i could have been at the funeral.
xoxoxo
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